With the fast growing popularity of Baba Ramdev and Patanjali Ayurveda, it would be no surprise that a day might come when Patanjali would be selling all the products in the country. This is a humorous review of what would Patanjali beer look like and what would be the Patanjali beer price if Baba Ramdev releases it some day:
Patanjali Beer and Price:
Patanjali beer proudly boasts itself as the only beer in the market that does not effect the health of the consumer. It does produce a high in the person consuming but does not harm them, instead it actually helps them improve their metabolism. It is really good for people with vata and kapha dosha. People who are of dark complexion can turn fair after consuming the beer for a month.
Patanjali Beer Ingredients
Baba Ramdev Patanjali beer contains the following substances:
Garlic Allium sativum
Ginger Zingiber officinale
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Patanjali Beer Price
As compared to the beer of other brands, this beer is very cheap. One bottle of beer costs just Rs 50. If you buy two bottles, you can get them at Rs 90.
Patanjali beer has a variety of benefits:
- More energy to do yoga
- Better liver and kidney
- High without harm
- Kills bacteria and virus inside the body
- Good for the fairness of skin.
- Helps gain weight (Patanjali products for weight gain)
Directions for use
Never drink this beer alone. It can cause serious harm. The more people you drink Patanjali beer with, the better it will be for you, your body, your mind, and your friendship.
Baba Ramdev Beer color, taste and odour
The beer is black-brownish in color and has a sweetish-bitter taste. In terms of taste, it is far better than beer of other brands. This is because of a high amount of amla murabba mixed in the beer. The murabba taste gives it a decent taste.
Overall rating of Patanjali beer:
AROMA 9/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 9.5/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 26.5/30
If you wish to get fair, you can use this Patanjali product for fairness.